![]() ![]() Wednesday Addams is not like other girls. “Are they made from real Girl Scouts?” Wednesday counters. ![]() “I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies.” ![]() “I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown with no preservatives,” a perky Girl Scout tells her, rolling her eyes in an unwitting rendition of today’s Goop-flogging wellfluencers. Midway through 1991’s The Addams Family, young Wednesday Addams attempts to supplement her family’s lost fortunes by selling poison lemonade for a nickel. Join Longreads and help us to support more writers.Įmily Alford | Longreads | Novem| 8 minutes (2,132 words) ![]()
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